From the mouths of five year olds

One of the nurses has a five year old son. She says that keeping him entertained makes it necessary to be quite inventive.

So, when her son decided that it just wasn't possible to go swimming without wearing underpants *under* his trunks, his mother went along with it.

Apparently this is nothing new. He's been doing this since he was probably around three years old or so. Everyone in the family is accustomed to it.

As it was quite hot and humid over the weekend, the nurse and family decided to take a small trip to one of the local lakes for some swimming.

As they prepared for the trip, she asked her son if he wanted to wear underpants with his swimming trunks.

He looked at her seriously and replied, "No, Mom, I'm just going to wear my penis today."